Rename the New Jersey Cows!
The time has come to make a change in the ComedySportz Philadelphia organization. For 17 years the Philadelphia Fighting Amish have battled the New Jersey Cows for the Meaningless Cup. Some feel it is time for the New Jersey Cows to retire and be put out to “pasture.”
The ComedySportz owners and coaches have turned it over to the players to come up with a new name for our New Jersey nemesis. Not comfortable with all that responsibility, the players want to share some of that burden, er, we mean honor, with you the loyal fans.
What name would you give the New Jersey Team?
Just leave your suggestions for a New Jersey Team Name in the comments section. You have until midnight Friday August 21st. The winner will be announced on our website, Facebook Page, and Twitter feed.
If a Player’s suggestion is chosen, the fan with the best runner up suggestion will receive two free tickets to see ComedySportz!
If a Fan wins, they will receive a ComedySportz “You-Named-The-New-Jersey-Team” Prize Pack (includes two tickets to see ComedySportz, a Fluid Replenishment System, Pennants, snap bracelets, and an official CSz T-shirt).
What are the rules? There has got to be some rules, right?
• No dirty words or “adult” humor
• No topical jokes; we’ll be around a lot longer than Corzine, Christie and organ-trafficking rabbis.
• The winning name will be voted on by ComedySportz Philly players.
• If multiple people submit what turns out to be the winning suggestion, their names will be put in a hat and a winner will be chosen at random.
Also, the following suggestions have been made for YEARS, so no need to re-suggest, we already have them on the list:
• New Jersey Turnpikes
• New Jersey Drivers
• New Jersey Jug Handles
But I like the name New Jersey Cows!
Great! You can let us know that as well (you won’t win anything but your voice will be heard).
Be a part of ComedySportz Philly History! Start sending those Team Name suggestions!
Reader Comments
The New Jersey Thrown Tomatoes
I have some ideas to replace the NJ cows…
The Garden State Vegetables
The Jersey Sufferin’ Devils
The New Jersey Exit Numbers
The New Jersey Bridgle Trolls
The New Jersey Veggie Stands
The Garden State Corn Shuckers
the superFUNdies
the new jersey gas pumpers
king’s highway robbers
New Jersey Sand Fleas
Delaware Rivers
Has anyone suggested New Jersey Devils?? It seems so easy, but I’d like to suggest it anyway.
Love your shows.
Carol
The Shore Things
The New Jerseys
New Jersey Port Authority
New Jersey HazMat
The New Jersey Pizzaz
That’s pizzaz- not a cool way to spell pizza. I know how ComedySports loves it’s z’s.
*ComedySportz
The New Jersey Southern New Yorkers
.. since New Jersey people always want to act like they’re from New York
The New Jersey Gulls
.. all the seagulls
New Jersey Bayonets
The New Jersey Beach Bums
Dirty Jersey
New New Jersey
… yes, I did indeed mean to write “New” twice, as in New! New Jersey
The New Jersey Jughandles!
Alright I suggested the Jughandles, and THEN read the rules to not suggest it. Sorry!
New Jersey Beach Bumps
New Jersey Tunnels
New Jersey’s Philly Wannabes
New Jersey Sheep
New Jersey Nerds
Jersey Shore Trash
New Jersey Chuckles